You’d do best to follow the orders given in the introduction of The Procession to Calvary and stop killing everyone and everything. I learned this the fun way when I tried to kill a weird little lion and the protagonist just sat down and wouldn’t go where I pointed and clicked anymore until I reloaded a previous save.

This turned out to be a good thing because it enabled me to forestall a murder that I perceived as a merci kill in my previous game. That in turn opened up a lot of doors and behind them incredible funny, weird and  disturbing content.

One of which being a room with all the paintings that are used in the game with hilarious descriptions.

It also allowed me to solve a puzzle which I’d figured out, but lacked the means to.

I left off before entering in a talent contest, which although being an activity that’s in a lot of other adventure games, undoubtedly will be a unique experience in this game. The animation of the character considering anything other than singing as a talent left me rolling on the floor with laughter!